what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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