you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Randomize
