Do vagina's smell?
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.