Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
...so i touched it.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart