The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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