i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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