I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Just pee around me
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Randomize
