I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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