I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
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Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
tell me about the fingering
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