she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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