i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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