awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Randomize
