On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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