Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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