There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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