i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Randomize
