barbara walters just said penis...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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