i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
The convent might be a nice break from real life
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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