ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
im holly from the hills drunk
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the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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