I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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