you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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