What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
