i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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