I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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