Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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