Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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