3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
