Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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