So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
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