We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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