I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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