he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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