Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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