So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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