About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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