grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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