ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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