Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Houston, we have a squirter
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
you made out with another girl for some wings
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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