TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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