one two three fourrrrnication!
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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