You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
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