I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Randomize
