How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
