It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
