Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
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I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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