I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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