Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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