i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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