It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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