Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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