Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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