This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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