I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
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I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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