What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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