I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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